
Don't you DARE be fooled by his little "sweet" act.
I just returned from a Hellish trip to the grocery store. "The possessed" was buckled in the grocery cart...arching the back...kicking his bare feet (yes, shoes still missing)...and screaming at the top of his lungs as if he was having an organ removed with a gelato spoon. The expressions of the onlookers said it all...."Turn your back once lady...and I am going to slap your little demon."
The cause of the ruckus....refusal to let him hold the opened Cheetos bag. I had offered him "ah" cheeto...but he would not be satisfied until the entire bag was in his grubby little hands. HIS to control. HIS to dump at will...at the time and location of his choice. (Likely in a high traffic area where I couldn't escape and "pretend" not to have seen.)
I stood firm. No Cheetos for him. Not a single one. His tantrum climaxed at the checkout aisle as he unbuckled himself and STOOD as I was paying. Screaming, while showcasing his balancing abilities as he jumped up and down on the tiny cart seat. I leaped over and saved him from falling. His thanks....a slap on my cheek.
The cashier looked at him with disdain....I finished paying and was like a bat out of hell leaving the store.
The screaming continued in the car. All the way home, it continued.
I called Tom and notified him (amidst the screaming) that this WOULD NOT be our last child...that the little turd WILL be dethroned...and he will be forever banished as a middle child.
We pulled in the driveway.
Bradley said, "Mommy, have you decided what you're going to do with Brycer?"
"What do you mean 'do with him'?", I asked.
"Are we going to keep him?"
I replied, "Of course we're going to keep him! What else would we do with him?"
"Use the GPS and find a baby pound."
Wow.
Can you imagine?
I suppose it would be like any other pound.
You go...
fall in the love with their sweet, little face...
bring them home...
only to find out they whine all night, pee on your floor, and bite.
Can you imagine?
I suppose it would be like any other pound.
You go...
fall in the love with their sweet, little face...
bring them home...
only to find out they whine all night, pee on your floor, and bite.