Tom,
I am missing you tonight. Across the miles I send you this bedtime story.
When I was in high school, my teacher stood up and gave us the assignment to write a debate paper on "Euthanasia".
I was an innocent girl. (I didn't know that some people actually killed in order to put someone out of their misery). I naively took the assignment to heart and wrote a provocative piece on Youth in Asia.
I didn't lack in material for my debate. During my high school years- we were constantly reminded that we were falling behind internationally....especially compared with Asians.
I was also a little bitter that I had lost the Junior High Spelling Bee to Amy Kwan. She was so smug in her victory...like she knew all along that the ignorant white chick didn't stand a chance. She probably even knew what Euthanasia was...in 7th grade, even.
I never forgot that Amy Kwan. She got stickers on all of her tests...had perfectly sharpened glitter pencils in her pristine little pencil bag....while I had nothing but yellow #2 nubs buried in a bed of shavings in the back of my disorganized desk.
Perfect posture. Carrying a trendy lunch box filled with exotic fruits and vegetables...while I cashed in my sandwich bag full of quarters for a tray of steaming mashed potatoes,Salisbury steak, and ice cream cup.
She would chew her brain food with her nose in the air - while all of us slurped down our trough feed....destroying our brain cells...one bite at a time.
She never cracked a smile...she was all business. She was actually going to school to learn. I thought that's what college was for.
I was a little bitter. Just a teensey. The thesis of my paper was that the Youth in Asia may be smarter...but we are nicer. I also showcased my ignorance by assuming she was not American.
I got an "A" on my paper. I'm positive it was a pity "A"... or maybe she was compensating me for the amusement of it all....or maybe...just maybe...my teacher had lost a spelling bee, too.
Hope you aren't too ashamed to be my husband after that confession.
Sweet dreams, Tommy T.
I love you.
p.s. - for your entertainment....
Oh, that's great. Love the story! I'm sure the teacher had a great laugh too. :)
ReplyDeleteI totally remember Amy Kwan and I laughed so hard because I faintly remember you writing the essay about "Youth in Asia", what grade were you in? I probably didn't even know it was funny at the time, because seriously who knows stuff like that?! Hats off to the greatest bedtime story EVER! It's so good to be reminded how lucky I was to be surrounded by your humor for so many years.
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