Farewell my foe.
Eight years I have loathed you.
Loose nails piercing my feet.
Paint peeling ....wood warping.
The urine of miniature canines saturates your wood.
The petrified turds lay baking in the hot sun.
You symbolize everything I despise.
With your destruction emerges the birth of a new world.
Goodbye my piece of crap deck....don't come back....EVAH!
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEW AND IMPROVED!!!! 
We wont have to worry about that. Their paws will never touch the new deck. They were left out on the old deck while our retaining wall and fence was being put up (years) - but they will not be allowed on the new deck! dont breathe those words!!!
ReplyDeleteWow. Don't open that back door! Can't wait to see the new one!
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