Piece-O-My-Mind

I went to the gym tonight....with a hole in my butt. No, not the one that came "standard" with my body....but the one that has gradually worn through my workout pants. After the workout - I headed to Walmart to get some valentine "sundries" and thought I would splurge and get some new exercise pants.

I went to the main workout section - where I could "technically" fit into the pants being sold....but "socially" knew it might be "uncomfortable" for the person on the treadmill behind me - to watch my bickies in them as I ran. (Boom chicka boom chick) I listened to those whisperings of ...."maybe next month" - and headed to the plus size workout section.

Oxymoron, you say? Well so does Walmart. They don't have plus size work-out clothes....they have "lounge wear". Apparently Walmart assumes that if you are overweight and shop at Walmart - you have no intention of losing weight....and only plan on getting bigger.

Do I want to work out in velour, boot cut pants? Or the Neon, wide legged, sweat pant (that was NOT designed for sweat absorption)? Nay.

Every other respected store carries this stuff.....Target, even.

I have decided that Walmart needs to change it's slogan.

"Walmart......Always.....Always tryin' to keep the fat chick down."

or

"Walmart.....Enabling the Fat Ass since 1962"

Bastards.

(excuse my use of recreational cussing, please....
I'm just an angry elf)