I bought Karah a kiddie bra just for fun at Justice. She had begged. It looks just like a little half tank top. Nothing special to me…but to her…a huge deal. Apparently it is to Bradley, as well.
Bradley: Are there bras for boys?
Me: Nope…not for boys.
Bradley: Why not?
Me: Boys don’t grow boobies.
Bradley: I have boobies.
Me: No…you have nipples – but your boobies will never get big.
Me: (hoping to give him a silver lining)…they DO make something for boys. It’s called a jock strap. You wear it over your peedie to keep it from bouncing when you run and play sports.
Bradley: I WANT THAT FOR CHRISTMAS! Does Santa elves know how to make jock straps?
Me: (laughing hysterically with my sister) Yes…I think they do!
On the night of Thanksgiving, we had our family and friends over to play games. The following conversation ensued after everyone left.
Bradley: I’m mad at Brady.
Me: Why?
Bradley: He kicked me in the wiener.
Me: Ouch! Did that hurt?
Bradley: Yes! And THAT is why I am going to get a jock strap for Christmas and wear it every day! So people can’t kick me in the wiener ever again!!!
Bradley will be going to the mall to sit on Santa’s lap soon. He has it all planned out. He’s going to ask for a Baby Alive doll and a jockstrap. I will definitely have the video camera rolling for that one.
Once the request is put into Santa, it’s official and he will be expecting it under the tree! Help! To all my seamstress friends out there….are any of you for hire to sew a 4T jockstrap? Please!!! A little boy’s dreams depend on it!!!
If he's anything like my kids, his list changes everyday for about a week or two until the wants become a for sure thing. Maybe he will forget to tell Santa...if he doesn't, I expect to see that funny video clip!
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome! Sorry Brady was the one to bring it all up again, and of course show him how important the "strap" is! I love that he is telling Santa all about it, do you think that will put Brady on the naughty list?
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