Three Wise Men

Wise man #1, named “Kenny”, once said, “You gotta know when to hold em; know when to fold em; know when to walk away; know when to run.”

Now THAT is a phrase worth putting in vinyl letters.

Yesterday I spent the day helping a friend with a project. I picked the kids up….helped with homework…took an afternoon shower due to a violent coughing spell that showcased the failure to do my Kegels… did some housework…and supervised the kids splashfest during bath time. I also had a headache. The cherry on top was the fact Tom wouldn’t return back to town until after the kids were in bed.

Wise Man #2, named “Milton”, once questioned, “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”

Though…if he really was wise, he wouldn’t be asking this question…he would be lending his two hands to his wife.

I digress.

I had obviously missed the window for meal preparation.

I decided it was time to listen to Kenny and “fold em”.

 

Chef: Unknown…which is probably a good thing.

 

Serving:

 

RECIPE: Surrender. Pick up the phone. Lay on the couch in the dark. Wait for the knock.

 

 

REVIEW:

The kids gave it two thumbs down. They were ticked off that I bailed on Throw Down Breakfast Night.

The 3rd Wise Man said, "My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." ~ Buddy Hackett

Stay tuned to see if my family will get “real” dinner, tonight.