I was scheduled for a massage at the Zermatt later that morning. When I got there - I had a run in with the "grossest" guy. After he showed me what a jerk he was and how gross he was, he notified me that he would be my therapist that day. I informed him otherwise and told him I would reschedule with someone else. Yikes!

The kids loved the Zermatt pool because there was an outdoor pool that was connected to an indoor pool. There was a little, tiny passageway that connected the two that you had to swim through. Kind of like a secret trap door. It was really neat.
But Bryce was not amused!!!![]()
He was sure to leave on his "Doggles".
Our peace and relaxation was threatened towards the end of our pool outing .......... when we met HIM.
He said, "I'm going to cut your head off with a knife and kill you!"
I, not being a fan of obnoxious and threatening children, had to let him know that he was treading in dangerous territory. So, as ANY responsible adult would do - I replied, "Well, then I'm going to have to unbuckle your life vest and let you drown."
Most children would have been dissuaded and swam along - but not the little devil. He kept coming back for more and his threats continued. I believe it was my eyes that eventually scared him off. Not my words.
Sometimes you just have to use that Mama Bear Stare. We went home and showered and had some good napping time. We rented some movies and went out to dinner at The Zermatt with Mat and Lori and all of the kids. We all lounged around and then called it an early night and headed to bed! We were going to attempt to go to church in the morning.....
Oh, I'm so excited you added day three! I love it! Bradley looks so cute in his doggles, and I love the picture of Karah and Bryce on the bed. Oh, and I laughed my butt off at the part about Mat and then the picture of Bryce. Hilarious! I was reading just waiting and wondering if you would include the story about Mat...and you didn't let me down. Excellent! Can't wait for day four!
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