I can fold laundry, change dirty butts, load the dishwasher, or eat lunch ALL while taking care of "important business" on the phone. No more kinks in the neck. I highly recommend one to everyone! The actual phone is the size of a credit card - so it's easy to pack around. Other than feeling like a telemarketer from time to time....it rocks.
Well, Bradley came downstairs a little bit ago.....naked. I said ,"I'm gonna get those bickies! I'm gonna squeeze those bickies!"
While threatening to give him a squeeze, he took my headset off of my desk and put it on his head. (another drawback is KIDS LOVE THEM!)
I continued to threaten, trying to pinch them as he squirmed.
He then held his hand out like a stop sign.
"NO MOMMY! YOU DON'T WANNA DO DAT!"
"Why?", I asked.
He then ripped the headset off of his head and said, "Cuz dare is Poo up in dare!" (as he swiftly ripped the headset off of his head and used the microphone as a presentation pointer....only problem was....instead of pointing "at" the chalkboard - he pointed "in" the chalkboard.)
Violated. My precious headset had been treated like a rectal thermometer.
As it turns out - he came downstairs naked to request a bath - to scrub out the poo he couldn't remove with toilet paper.
Add a trip to Radio Shack to my afternoon TO-DO list.
Lesson learned.....don't threaten to squeeze the bickies until you know why they are exposed to begin with.
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, no one could be blessed with children as humorus as ours,UNLESS, of course, it was your mom.
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ReplyDeleteTerry read your blog and he wanted to know why you got rid of the phone. "She could just wipe it off" (just like a man)
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