Yes. I kept my promise. We went to visit my archnemisis, Chuck.
It was POURING down rain - and I could have easily come up with a "mother's white lie" to divert Bradley's attention...but my conscience wouldn't allow it.
I thought while Courtney had the boys preoccupied, I could have a little chat with the rat. It started with "Hello Chuck" and before I knew it - I was being assaulted!
I used some of the tips I learned in self-defense class (which I attended from birth to 18).
I opted for the choke hold...
Followed up by a punch to the groin.
He was unphased and mocked me as he broke into song.
I chose to just walk away. Just walk away, Sarah.
But even when I was dancing, I kept an eye on him.
The Dance.
Bradley was ON FIRE with all of the games. Tickets galore! Hundreds of spider rings were in the cards for us!
As it turned out - Bryce shared my sentiments for Mr. Cheese.
The employees were all ticked off when my horse pooped on the carpet.
The Love of a Mother.
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